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"I hate him." You growled as you watched Karkat drool over Terezi, "no you don't. Your world revolves around him." Elisa said before taking a bite of her ice cream, you sighed before laying on your back. "Say it." She said with a mouth full of ice cream, "say what?" "Starts with an 'L' and ends with an 'E'." "No I don't.." You mumbled, Elisa just looked at you.  "I won't say it, I won't say I'm in love." You said getting up, "whatever you say, you can't deny what you're feeling; your face glows when he walks by, your eyes go wide, you stutter when he talks to him, and you smile like an idiot when he just looks at you, what do you call it?" Elisa asked getting up as well, "I'm having a stroke?" Elisa shook her head, "you love him, end of story." She pulled an apple out of her backpack and shoved it into your mouth, "take a bite." You took a bite "KARKAT COME OVER HERE!" Elisa yelled making you choke, Karkat came over while you were still choking. "Y/n wants to know if you would like to go out Saturday night." Elisa asked while you were coughing, "SURE WHY THE HELL NOT." "Good, go to Kankri's hive around 7, okay? Okay." "OKAY." Karkat then walked off, "ELISA I FUCKING HATE YOU!" You yelled getting your breath back, "no you don't, now shut up." Elisa said shoving the apple back in your mouth "chew it, we have to talk to Kanaya and Porrim about an outfit; while you're getting fixed up I'll talk to Nepeta and Meulin about what we should do and if they even ship you two...KEEP EATING THE FREAKING APPLE!" Elisa yelled as you just gawked at her.

~Saturday day

You stood there in your underwear, "so what were you thinking?" Porrim asked as Kanaya took measurments, "well I was thinking something simple, since this is their first date but something that pops and leaves a mark, you think you two could do it?" Elisa asked handing you another apple, "what's with the apples?" You asked as you took another bite, Porrim snickered "nothing, now Y/n step down, Kanaya and Porrim will take care of you while I go talk to Nepeta and Meulin...oh and make sure she's eating the apples." Elisa said before stepping out, "how does she go from being all giggly and carefree to business?" You asked as Sollux and Kankri followed her out the door, Porrim shrugged before helping you down and began dragging you around the house "time to pick out fabrics."

~Le time skip

"OH MAH GAWD KRI SHE/HE LOOKS SO WONDERFUL." Elisa said tears in here eyes, you blushed as Elisa took out her camera and began taking photos of you "you're acting like a lusus love." Kankri mumbled, Elisa just starred at him before going over to you. "It's almost 7, you nervous?" She asked you, "surprisingly no." Elisa smiled at you "good." knock knock. "HE'S HERE, KRI OPEN THE DOOR. Y/N GO IN THE KITCHEN!" Elisa ordered as Kanaya dragged you into the kitchen.  "Hello Karkitty, you look handsome tonight. Oh is that a new shirt?" Elisa asked, "YEAH, THANKS." "Karkitty lower your voice." "Yeah, okay." A shiver ran down your back, when his voice wasn't loud his voice was deep and husky and it made you nervous. "Y/n, come here." Elisa called, "remember..saunter." Kanaya whispered before walking out before you; "Karkat, you look splendid." Kanaya said nicely, you took a deep breathe and sauntered out.  As you stepped out, you watched as Karkat's eyes got wide "wow...Y/n you look amazing." You giggled "thanks, Kanaya and Porrim did everything I was just there." You said nervously, Karkat nodded as he just starred at you. "Karkat honey wipe your mouth, you're drooling." You giggled, as Karkat blushed before looking at you "ready to go?" Karakt asked holding at his hand, you nervously took his hand. "You kids have fun, but don't have sex. Karkat's thingie can't fit into a condom and we don't need no babies running around!" Elisa called as you and Karkat left the house, oh my god I hate her!

"So this is the place?" You asked as you two walked up to an out of the away resturant, "looks like it, want to go in?" He asked, you nodded feeling a blush crawl onto your face.  The inside of the building was kind of dark, each of the tables had three candles, it actually was really relaxing.  Karkat and you walked over to a corner table, "so why did you want to go out?" Karkat asked as you two waited for a waitor, "it wasn't really my idea, Elisa wanted us to." You said with a smile on your face, "oh.." Karkat looked down at the menu. Ugh you idiot why did you just say that?! "What would you two motherfuckers like to drink?" Gamzee asked holding a notepad, "um..water, and you?" Karkat asked, "any type of faygo will do GamGam." You giggled, he nodded making a little honking noise.  "This is a really nice place." You whispered looking around, "yeah sure is..." He mumbled the last part, "what was that?" You asked, "n-nothing."  You nodded as Gamzee came over with your drinks.

"Karkat my feet hurt." You whined as you two walked around town, "take your shoes off then." He said with hands in his pockets. "No, the ground is dirty...carry me." "What?" " Carry me, please?" You asked giving him the puppy dog eyes, "ugh okay." You clapped your hands as he lowered himself, "thanks Karkat." You giggled as you wrapped your legs around his waist, his hands grabbed your butt for a brief moment before moving down; your face was bright red, and you could feel his was aswell.  "Karkat...I feel flushed for you...." You mumbled into the back of his neck, slightly praying that he didn't hear you; he was quite so you thought he didn't respond.  "Since when?" He asked edging his close to your butt, "a couple months now...do you feel flushed back?" You asked taking a deep breath, "I really never thought about it...I mean you're fucking cute, funny, beautiful, an-" "You think I'm beautiful?" You asked with a wide smile, "Yeah, I did." He set you down, turned around and looked at you. "I mean hang around Terezi but something about you keeps me coming back...I mean like not in obnixous way to that nook sucker Eridan," in the distance you hear a faint 'wweh',"but I like the idea of holding your hand more often...and I get jelous when Sollux puts an arm around you..." He whispered with his eyes closed.  "I'll take that as a yes." You whispered planting a kiss on his cheek, "I...Will.....FUCK IT WILL YOU MY FUCKING MATESPRITE?" Karkat yelled scaring you, you laughed "of course silly....will still carry me home?" "No you can walk, but in the morning I will have to carry you..." He whispered into your ear, making you shiver.
TheGoldenShadow this is for you c:
Everyone enjoy ^^
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:iconfantroll-mowzers:
Fantroll-Mowzers Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member Student Artist
1.) ONE FUCKING JOB, KARKAT. ONE JOB.

2.) "A faint wweh in the distance" Eridan Gog damnit why are you out here.. listening to us...

3.) You forgot a part at the end;

Karkat: "...but in the morning I will have to carry you.."
Me: "KARKATWHATTHEFUCK... OK CAN WE GO TO MY HIVE NOW... /(/0/u/0/)/
Please..."
Karkat: "Hell yes."



OK THE END.



                                                                         ~Blaze
~~~~Extended Ending~~~~
*Karkat walks in* "BLAYZE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING..." "GAH!! N-nothing! Certainly not FanFics!! Eheheh...." "O...kaaaayyy......."
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erensmainhomie Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  New member Student Writer
"I mean hang around Terezi but something about you keeps me coming back...I mean like not in obnoxious       way to that nook sucker Eridan," in the distance you hear a faint 'wweh'

wweh

i'm dead
Laugh LOL Laugh LOL Laugh LOL Laugh LOL Laugh LOL Laugh LOL Laugh LOL 
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:iconmusicalnotes123:
Musicalnotes123 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student General Artist
im not the only one XD
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:iconerensmainhomie:
erensmainhomie Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  New member Student Writer
YAS! XDD
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:iconmusicalnotes123:
Musicalnotes123 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student General Artist
XD
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:iconerensmainhomie:
erensmainhomie Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  New member Student Writer
xDD
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:iconmusicalnotes123:
Musicalnotes123 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student General Artist
its like the greatest moment ever XD


























wweh Eridan Drowned 
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:iconerensmainhomie:
erensmainhomie Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  New member Student Writer
Onfg yassss
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Musicalnotes123 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student General Artist
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:iconluckrose:
LuckRose Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
We had one rule.....


We broke it......
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GrayWolf111 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
In the distance you hear a faint 'wweh'.

I loved this part.
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:icondarknesssorceress:
DarknessSorceress Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
OMG ME TO! XD
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Amberpelt7 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 20, 2014  Student General Artist
In the distance you hear a faint "wweh", don't worry eridan, I'd be more than happy to be your friend ^w^

That ending.... KARKAT YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE.

.. Why can't I favorite this more than once?!
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StarwynTheMage Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
A faint "Wweh" 


i think i just died 


halp
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:iconamberpelt7:
Amberpelt7 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Prep the paddle thingies! CLEAR. *bzzt*
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:iconblu-roze:
Blu-Roze Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I know right.
Cannot even plz 
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:iconstarwynthemage:
StarwynTheMage Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's like, I'm so done with life now wwhy Eridan 
wwhy
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:iconbrowmie:
browmie Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
 in the distance you hear a faint 'wweh'
...
XD Oh gog eriidan.
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Mintleaf13 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Why did she eat the apples?
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:iconexperimentai:
ExperimentaI Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
pAHAHA THE END ;w;
I LOVED THIS SO MUCH
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:iconiluvkarkitty:
Iluvkarkitty Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
one fucking rule. you broke it. how dare you have sex on your first date
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Lovetogetherandlost Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014   General Artist
Welp Im not sorry Elisa we have disobeyed you.

This is cute as sin.

                           ~~VI
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navi8221 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
gosh darn karkitty...bruh i think i just need to....*gets legos* *builds lego fort* none shall pass this wall. SIND SAS WESSEN SE JEAGAR!!! or something liek that....
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Gamerincluded Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
 "any type of faygo will do GamGam." me: *blushes* OMFG MY NICKNAME IS IN THE FANFIC!!!!!! (Yes legit my nickname is gamgam)
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ShadowMoon1234 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Professional Filmographer
' "No you can walk, but in the morning I will have to carry you..." He whispered into your ear, making you shiver. '

...


Back the fahk up Karkles...
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ZlayZlay Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Student General Artist
YOU HAD ONE JOB KARKAT, ONE JOB.



                           and you failed. XD
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ZasHiMerRonTouS Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Broke The Only Rule, the only damn rule Karkat CX
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noname00742 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
Does anyone else have there own nicknames for a lot of the trolls... or like ones that stuck out, like karkat is just kar, and gamzee is gamz john is.. yeah egderp, it stuck. I kinda feel weird for coming up with a coupl others of my own that stuck, I like kurloz and tavros as tavbro and kurbro!!!!
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noname00742 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
This was an awesome story by the way, at the end I was like "O.o nope, nu uh nevermind, ima go talk to tavbro now."
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princess-kim101 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"in the distance you hear a faint 'wweh'"

Oh my gosh I was holding in so many laughs because my parents were sitting right next to me.. XD I love this.
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Ninitehila Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It was harder for me considering I'm supposed to be asleep xD
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Same, but my sister was RIGHT THERE. x'D
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Psycholamps Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Cool story but What's with the apples?
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:iconshadowmoon1234:
ShadowMoon1234 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Professional Filmographer
I think it was for randomness xD
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:iconpsycholamps:
Psycholamps Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh lovely! hehehe
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:iconshadowmoon1234:
ShadowMoon1234 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Professional Filmographer
Heh yeahs. I was wondering what the apples were for xD I thought they would have something to do with the story but nope, just for some comedic reason.
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Psycholamps Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, it is rather entertaining. Hehehe
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roseylove7 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Here have a apple :iconappleplz:
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Starfish-Way Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
 I was rolling around on the floor laughing like a maniac when Eridan was mentioned xD
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Demonkisses14 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
Ermegerd I won't walk in the morn but they said no baby-er grub making 0///0
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:iconmikaellakun:
Mikaellakun Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014   Digital Artist
omg no karkles
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SirMixieJulz Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Alright time for part two.
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InsertFakeName Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Wweh" ♥

Love that.
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Stary-Warrior Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
O/////O
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XxAndybiersack Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Student Writer
*eyebrow wiggle*
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demoniic-angel2 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
OuO
WAIT.
WHAT.
WHAT.
I...I....
WHAT?!

I'm not ready for that KitKat!!!
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justgiv3m3ships Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
;w; oh my
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FangirlOfAwesomness Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
I cant wait to have to be carried around tomorrow morning ;)

Amazing story! i loved the "karkat's thingie wont fit into a condom" part!
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justgiv3m3ships Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you ^^
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yupjustkeepmovin Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Reference PLZ Kao Emoji-88 (Feeling loved) [V5] Kao Emoji-23 (Squishy) [V1] Brohoof Kao Emoji-61 (I love you kiss) [V4] Kao Emoji-40 (Excitement) [V2] 
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